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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

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yzma:

you’re a bigger joke than bing.com

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niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

0ny:

robinsonsmiley:

deathbyleche:

Ohhhhhmyyyyygod. LET ME LOVE YOU

0ny

WTFFF omg you asshole lol this shit is triggering. Ewwwwwww. Look at their ugly faces. 

I would love having a pug

(Source: littlegingermonkey)

madonnascrapbook:

Madonna’s infamous hitchhiking scene in Erotica from the Sex Book.

princerandall:

neueports:

ohreinababyy:

phatbootycuties:

Rhythmic Gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s First Pitch. Impressive.

3rd guyy is all set to smash.

plottin on the low, schemin on the low

hahahahahahaha^^^^^^^^^^^

(via raw-r-evolution)

thekatediary:

you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

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brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

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